I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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