Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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