Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
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Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk