She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
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Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.