Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
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Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
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no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on