I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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