I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
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Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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