We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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