so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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