I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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