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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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