Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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