my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
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Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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