I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
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With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
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