i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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