i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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