i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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