Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
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It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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