So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Come on in and take your pants off
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