This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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