she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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