I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
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you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
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The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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