batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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