I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
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She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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