And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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