He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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