Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
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you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
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And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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