Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
sick fucks of a feather flock together
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
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If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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