i would punch a child for taco bell
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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