her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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