kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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