Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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