Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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