escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
We talked him into tasing himself.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
My vagina is officially offended.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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