check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
