According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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