We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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