i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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