On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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