Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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