i'm signing you up for texting rehab
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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