Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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