She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
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I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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