then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
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I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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