im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
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i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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