Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
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I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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