did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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