Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
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I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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