found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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