All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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