he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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