so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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