When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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