What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
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Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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