So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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