I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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