did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Randomize
