i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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