Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
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I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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