I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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