today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
That reminds me...we need to get swords
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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