i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
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