Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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